John Thomson

Actor · 1969 · Salford

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Filmography

ACTOR · 63

Nightborn2026 · Jon's Father
Mog's Bad Thing2026 · Mr. Bunce (voice)
Fackham Hall2025 · Bill
The People Before2025 · Knotweed Man
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy2023 · Self
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa2023 · Self
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More2022 · Self
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs2022 · Self
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After2022 · Plank
Les Dawson Lost Tapes2021 · Self
Last Train to Christmas2021 · Vic
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!2021 · Narrator
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years2020 · Self
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases2020 · Self/Various Characters
The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases2020 · Self
7 Up & Me2019 · Self
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story2019 · Self
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped2019 · Narrator
Dying Laughing2017 · Self
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car2017
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle2016 · Kevin Ruddock
Billionaire Boy2016 · Len
Caroline Aherne at the BBC2016 · Self - Presenter
Grimsby2016 · Bob Tolliver
Fungus The Bogeyman2015
Northern Soul2014 · Terry
Dementamania2013
Help Point2013 · Stephen
Pulp2013 · Dave Burns
The Power of Darts2013 · Narrator (voice)
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke2012 · Self
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas2012 · Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
The Road to Coronation Street2010 · Harry Kershaw
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa2010 · Self
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley2009 · Bill (Flowerpot Man)
Inkheart2008 · Darius
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'2007 · Self - Narrator (voice)
The Dealer2006 · Bat
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit2005 · Mr. Windfall (voice)
Fat Slags2004 · Foreman
Appointment with Dr. Terrible2003 · Interviewee – Actor
More Great Comedy Moments2003 · Shopkeeper (archive footage)
24 Hour Party People2002 · Charles
Dog Eat Dog2001 · Football Coach
Station Jim2001 · Harold
Born Romantic2000 · First Cab Driver
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show1999 · Self
The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right?1999
The Flint Street Nativity1999 · Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
Ted & Ralph1998 · Vicar
The Fast Show Live1998
Up 'n' Under1998 · Stan
You Are Here1998 · Peter Keggy
The Man Who Knew Too Little1997 · Dimitri
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet1997 · Mr. Loughborough
Roger Roger1996 · Barry
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon1996
The Young Poisoner's Handbook1995 · Nathan
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video1994 · Fat Bob
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era1994 · Simon Joke
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd1994 · Bernard Right On/Various
Paul Calf's Video Diary1993 · Fat Bob
The Weekenders1992 · Policeman 1
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WRITER · 3

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases2020
The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right?1999
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd1994

SERIES · 93

Break Clause2026 · Alan
Art Detectives2025 · William Titchfield
Celebrity Puzzling2025 · Self - Panellist
Secret Life of the Auction House2025 · Self - Narrator (voice)
Captivated2024 · Geoff
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two2024 · Self
The 1970s: Those Were the Days2024 · Self - Narrator
The Gentlemen2024 · Frank
Best Year Ever2022 · Self - Actor
Celebrity Lingo2022 · Self - Contestant
Dodger2022 · Farmer Grundles
Sister Boniface Mysteries2022 · Leonard Monk
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown2021 · Self - Contestant
The Weakest Link2021 · Self
Dog Loves Books2020 · Dog (voice)
McDonald & Dodds2020 · Jimmy Daly
Brassic2019 · Colin Popov
This Time with Alan Partridge2019 · Joe Beasley
Celebrity Catchphrase2018 · Self
Shane the Chef2018
The People's Vet2018 · Self - Narrator
House of Games2017 · Self - Contestant
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun2016 · Self - Narrator
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit2016 · Self
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled2014 · Self
Catchphrase2013
Father Brown2013 · John Banks
Plebs2013 · Mr. Adolphus
Strange Hill High2013 · Various (voice)
FREEObsessive Compulsive Cleaners2013 · Self - Narrator
The Job Lot2013 · Kevin
The Mimic2013 · Nigel Lord
Through the Keyhole2013 · Self, Self - Panelist
Tipping Point: Lucky Stars2013 · Self - Contestant
BBC Comedy Feeds2012 · Steve
Death in Paradise2011 · DCI Chris Ricketts
Sooty2011 · The Boss
The Chase: Celebrity Special2011 · Self
The Jonathan Ross Show2011 · Self
The Lock Up2011 · Narrator
Little Crackers2010 · DJ Geoff
Big Top2009 · Geoff
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong2008 · Self
All Star Mr & Mrs2008
Celebrity Juice2008 · Self
Engineering the World Rally2007 · Himself - Narrator
Kingdom2007 · Nigel Pearson
Mobile2007 · Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
Skins2007 · Sam Brooks
Ghosthunting With...2006
New Street Law2006 · Charlie Darling
Waterloo Road2006 · Nelson Smith, Nelson Taylor
Monkey Trousers2005
The F Word2005
Blackpool2004
Celebrity Mastermind2003 · Self - Contestant
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy2003
A Tribute to the Likely Lads2002 · Flint
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway2002 · Self
Bill and Ben2001 · Bill (voice)
Dr Terrible's House of Horrible2001 · Sir Donald Tyburn
Murder in Mind2001 · Alan Squires
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)2000
It's Only TV But I Like It1999 · Self
Cold Feet1998 · Pete Gifford
Roger Roger1998 · Barry
Midsomer Murders1997 · Cooper Steinem
Never Mind the Buzzcocks1996 · Self - Panellist
Pond Life1996
Saturday Live1996 · Cabbie
Silent Witness1996 · DI Warren Bull
Coogan's Run1995 · Fat Bob
Crapston Villas1995
Dangerous Lady1995 · Lee Ryan
Fist of Fun1995 · Pied Piper of Hamelin
The World of Lee Evans1995 · Customer
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge1994 · Petty Officer Alan Partridge, Joe Beasley
Pie in the Sky1994 · Andrew Vernon
Ready, Steady, Cook1994 · Self (guest)
The Day Today1994 · Treasurer
The Fast Show1994 · Various Characters, Writer
Harry1993 · Royo
Shooting Stars1993 · Self
Blue Heaven1992 · Waiter 2
Men Behaving Badly1992 · Ken
The Dead Good Show1992 · Various
Murder Most Horrid1991 · Daniel Hoffmeyer
New Voices1991 · Mr. Jackson
Paul Merton: The Series1991
Soldier Soldier1991 · Sgt Dunn
Top of the Pops1964 · Self (host)
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard RightonBernard Righton
Sally Lindsay's Quiz NightSelf - Team Captain
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